3 Travel Tips From Jimmydgreek

1. Managing Snowmegedon or Other Catastrophes
If you are faced with a natural disaster on the horizon, don't panic, follow this advice from a well seasoned traveler. First, make sure that you have a plane. If your plane is not in bad weather chances are you will have a plane to board. Your flight may be late, real late, but you will fly.

If you are going to reschedule, choose the earliest flight out. Airlines delay first, then cancel. They NEVER reschedule a flight. They reschedule your ticket. So the earliest flight always fly.

2. Know your locator numberS!
If you are flying a "partner" airline (American & Alaskan Air) you will be given two separate locator numbers. The locator number is your golden key, it is the only way the airlines know who you are. Despite common sense telling you that there computer systems are synched, this is the airlines, assume idiots and little communication. United and it's Continental merger is horrible. The United help desk couldn't even look me up in there system. If I would have had both numbers, I would have been golden.

3. Make nice with the help.
Yelling only irritates the gate and flight attendants. I have so mellowed out, I can still deliver the salvos when needed but Try not too. They are the lowest paid airline employees, self actualization is retributive smackdown to the loudmouth.

Charismatic Megafauna - Time To Go

-13 this pre-sunrise Fairbanks morning and the song Charismatic Megafauna by the Ratfish Wranglers (a strummy Alaskan punk folk band - think Bare Naked Ladies crossed with the Vampire Beach Babes) is blaring within my cranium. 10 days ago I came to Fairbanks following in the steps of Jack London and the adventure of the Yukon Territory, today I leave 10 days later. I have new friends Jess, Murray, Johnny, Susan, Larry. Jameson and a closer friendship with my pal Marty. The 7 of us tacked the Northern Lights for 6 days and ate great.

One of the highlights was on the road to the Chena Hot Springs Resort. We had found a trappers cache, a sort of free standing tree house on stilts. It had a wooden ladder, moose antlers and a moose jaw at it's enterance. We wanted to use it as prop for the foreground of our photography. The cache was located in frontof the Angel Creek Lodge/Saloon. A log cabin that was a big rectangle, on the left was the bar, the right was the liqour store part. It had 9 bottles of booze. The customary pool table was on the right hand side while a tubular wood burning stove with a convection fan on top, was in the mid-left foreground.  Seka the tan white lab roamed the premises with a laconic ambling that reflected true ownership in the building. We stopped for a drink and to plot our next few hours. Some of us bellied up to the bar and got a Makers Mark bourbon or wine. We were the only people there and as we talked, laughed and grew into our seats we started to feel really comfortable. The bar was laden with tchochki momentos - antlers here, a cheesehead there, my favorite bumper sticker on the trip so far: "Eat Moose, 12,000 wolves can't be wrong!" all made it this lodge charmingly tacky.

Our waitress Maria made the room warmer. She was of a certain age or slightly older. She wore jeans and a gray Harley Davidson T-Shirt. A petite figure,dirty blond pulled back she made sure everyone was happy. Steve, owner and bartender, not the same. A 6 foot curmudgeon Steve, with a truckers hat, begrudgingly got us our drinks.Our team gelled and felt very comfortable together, much more comfortable than our suburban. We left Angel Creek feeling we should go back. We went to Chena Hot Springs and waited for a teammate to bath in the rejuvenating waters of Chena. We went to check out dinner at Chena and almost immediately called Angel Creek, "will you stay open for dinner for 7?" Curmudgeon Steve answered, "Are guys the old group or the young group." I guess he didn't like the younger group. We went back for burgers and had a blast. We would soldier on into the hours of the night where morning starts, taking pictures, but I think Angel Creek is one of my highlights.

The green dreamsicle.

Wafting across the way

The lights dancing into view.

Makers Mark - artificial heat!

Me by Murray

Marty & Murray enjoy a drink while Seka decides to recline wherever she wants.

On the road home from Angel Creek.

More from the icy road back.

Angel Creek Cabins under the lights

  

My Arctic Gear

Some of you have asked what does one wear by the Arctic Circle? After a week, here are my suggestions, I don't have my thinsulated jeans or extreme long underwear pants here, but they are a must!

Bass Pro Extreme Condition Tshirt - Worn Over the Columbia Synthetic T-Shirts

Daily Wear - Columbia T & Northface Sweater. This Combo worked During the day with out the extreme undershirt.

My "Orvis Collection" All have a fleece component and did great in the evening...especially the thinsulate denim shirt.

Northface fleece jacket under, Orvis Field coat over (My fave jacket period), a balaclava, and a wolf fur trappers hat.

Baffin Polar boots by night, Awesome Keen shoes by day. In fact, if I wasn't in deep snow I would have stayed with the shoes for comfort. Smartwool socks, simply the best.

Snow Pants (REI)- I would have said optional till Friday night when I took one step too far and wound up in waist deep snow, wriggling to get out...I stayed dry!

7 Days - 7 Thoughts

Fairbanks, Alasaka Day 7

#1 - Fierce Weather trumps clear skies. Last night we stayed in. Ready to brave the -20, Jess recognized the safety issues when the wind was gusting at 30 miles an hour. We stayed in.

#2 - People are nice in Fairbanks. They are genuinely happy to see people. They are extremely laid back.

#3 - Alaska is still a territory. There is a wild hair frontier joi de vier  that is apparent. I have found this in New Mexico which has more sophistication but the same vibe.

#4 - I'm too comfortable in Hippie places. Went to the Golden Eagle Saloon where you can booze, play darts and cook your own burger. That is the food service. No one else wanted to cook there own burgers ...it would have been cool.

#5 - Miss my wife, but this is not her trip. It would be good for a long weekend. She would love the dogs, not the cold and remoteness.

#6 - I love my trappers fur hat. Frickin warm baby! Laugh at it all you want, I'm warmer than you :)

#7 - Krackeur's "Into the Wild" bus is nearby. I have no desire to see it. You don't flip off Mother Nature. Nothing romantic about it.

In a Saloon, hippie or not, one must have a shot of Alaska Whiskey!

-4 At the time of the pick

Esther, AK

#1 Hot Photography Tip Learned

#1 Lesson learned last night: The photo will be dark if the lens cap is still on the camera. Talk about feeling like a total dunce. At least I didn't ask Jess how to "fix it". Last night was learning night though. We found a wonderfully secluded area that had a few different angles to shoot from. We were surrounded by giant pines except for an area that jutted out to a cliff, a mini-butte I guess (I've learned nature lingo!). There was also a small road to our right that had no one on it once we settled. I'm still learning obviously, but Jess our leader is the man. He's two for two. I'm ready for tonight, hoping for no clouds and more activity!

From the original spot. Some of my teammates are in the foreground.

On the Butte. The lights are just getting ready. They appear mystically and build.

The road to Valhalla.

Starry, Starry Night.

PS: These are with no post production - they will be done in a month or two.

Chasing Rainbows @ Night

"Meet us downstairs at 9:30!" came the call from Jess our 6'3", gray bearded, 220 pound leader. His maroon baseball hat protecting his wide eyes with crows feet etched by decades in the American Wilderness. Jess is laid back, but all business when it comes to photography. He knows that the prime time to catch the Aurora Bourealis is between 10:30pm and 2am. Experience, not science, taught our leader that.

I should be excited but I hit peak REM sleep 15 minutes before the call. So whatever energy I do have is devoted to putting on my Bass Pro long underwear, Smartwool socks, Columbia orange undershirt, Northface Green & Gray stripe crew neck fleece shirt. Then the thinsulate lined jeans, REI waterproof pants, and black Baffin boots. I have two jackets but I'm sweating like a preacher in a whorehouse. So I grab my gear and only put on one jacket. The reliable favorite Orvis field coat is in hand, on reserve.

Our team piles into the Suburban and pile is being generous. Pour might be a better word. Of the six teammates, none are of athletic build and half, myself included, are above average...in weight. We start driving into the black Alaskan abyss. Jess has a garmin GPS. He is reading it extemporaneously glancing at the icy road, the sky and the Garmin. At least our seat belts are fastened...most of us.

After forty minutes of navigation we get a tour bus behind us. Evidently, I'm told, this is not a good omen. Too many people, too much light, too much everything. We get to a parking lot and there are two buses, a Winnebego, three Ford Taurus' and us. The parking lot would continue to fill like my wineglass with a Girard Cabernet 

We get out, grab our equipment, and look up: A zillion stars. The few times there is no light from the parade of vehicles and photographers, the sky is brilliant. I'm looking at the Big Dipper and Cassiopea constellations with my new friend Johnny. I have never seen so many stars, so bright. The earth's jet black ink well just had some splash from a nearby glass of milk.

I try to set up my camera and Jess shows me what I'm doing wrong. He does have the patience of Job.Anyway, abuzz now circulates around the parking lot. My teammate Murray, who in his arctic gear looks like a shorter, red Michelin Man, says "Do you see it?" I'm like "?". "That" replies Murray.

A thin greenish ribbon cuts a swath through the midnight abyss. Then I look at his camera display and it hits me. The sky is beautiful but with a camera I can find a rainbow in the dark. A brilliant green ribbon with a red header knifes through the evening. I have found the Northern Lights. Photography illuminates the breath of God. I have found the rainbow at night.

The parking lot. The bright light below is Fairbanks about 45 miles away.

The Northern Lights. I'm still mastering my camera AND I haven't edited anything yet. Please be patient.

Inglorius Bastards: The Alaskan Huskie

50 pounds of prancing athlete, the Alaskan Huskie is the main breed for sledding. On their hind legs they come up to my chin and they love to play. In fact, as Jameson the Dog Musher put it, "These dogs only want to please and run." I have never been around more playful creatures in my life. If they are not playing they are running, and the dogs run with effortless abandon. While they are all roughly the same size, their coats vary, just like there lineage. Chubby has a black top coat with a brown undercoat. Otello, the elder father from Norway is pepper gray and powerful. Winnie and Winfred are all black except for white front legs. Off course there are few ivory white and tan dogs too. When the Alaskan Huskies are around, there are no whips or evil menacing of any type, just love.

I keep hearing how people are disappointed that they are not seeing the Siberians or Malamutes, of which the Huskie obviously owes there lineage. It's like being pissed that I could see Stevie Ray Vaughn and not Jimmi Hendrix. One Asian tourist actually graded down a dog sledding service on Tripadvisor.com because the dogs were too small, not what she expected or wanted. Honey, you're brain is too small! These are athletes that want to have fun, and incidentally, kick a Siberian's ass when it comes to speed. The Alaskan Huskie is the perfect American mutt: Fast and Fun. They may not get the glory, but they are uniquely ours! I used to want a Siberian dog as a child...I'll take an Alaskan Huskie any day of the week.

The Huskie TEAM - Athletes coming into the turn!

I have spent two afternoons at the International Championships here at Dog Mushing HQ.

Gratuitous Siberian pick - My Huskies above had a better time...these guys were confused from the start.

Picture This.....Heather!

I am in Alaska on photo safari and my good friend Heather pointed out that I hadn't posted any pictures. Last I night I took over 200 so I would like to edit before I show anything but...because I love Heather...here are a few:

My Team! Chubby can't wait to get started...like me!

Leaving the warm tropics for the Arctic Circle. Where's the red line from the globe?

Denali on the horizon.

Todd getting the Cessna ready to go back to Fairbanks. Where's the runway?

Coming out of a steep turn leaving Coldfoot.

My girlfriend Winnie in Coldfoot.

Indian Gil playing Harp on sushi...um frozen fish?

Same girl, only closer playing harp.

The Aliens are coming!

"Chief, the Greeks did take your land! We merely opened restaurants so you could eat!"

Not sure the first argument worked.

Driving the dogs mad. I would say "Mush!" and they would reply "Lose Weight!"

Heading into the narrow trail ahead.

So some pictures round one. I'll keep this stuff short so Heather can understand :)

Ice Ice Baby

Last night I saw a giant Cossack, a man conducting a symphony on a fish, stared down a Comanche with an arrow at my face, an alien sliding to earth and a matador taking on a bull, and I'm just getting started! All made of a single block of ice. It was the Ice Carving World Championships in Fairbanks and for two hours I walked through a crystal menagerie of frozen art. Imagine those glass blown figurines from the county fair now 10' tall.

Fairbanks has special ice I was told (personally I lost the recipe a few years ago) and so that why the championships are here. The biggest challenge is the weather hitting the 30s or above. On the giant sculptures you could see the effects of heat as tree had broken down and the tip of a menacing sword was missing.

People from all over the world competed here. All the competitors, from China, Russia, Poland, Norway, New Zealand, Portland, donated there time and built an amusement park for kids complete with long slides and cups to twirl in. Where was this when I was a kid? It was Christmas time all over again!

Arctic Circling

Because 1 degree is not cold enough, today is crossing into the Arctic Circle day. Arctic Air is located in a small brown tin pole barn. I am scheduled to check in at 9am and arrive on time. As I swing the door open I am run over by a young women in her twenties with Ugg furry boots, tucked in Burberry plaid Capri pants, a black pea coat (fur trimmed of course) and a purple Bloomingdales knit hat. She walked through me while talking on her iPhone. This isn't Copenhagen at the Lufthansa terminal. You are in the frontier, the end of the world, they trap your fur not far away. Arctic Air Kathy is going through a pre-flight checklist. I get into the room and it is packed. It's about a 20 foot by 15 foot room with bad armless office chairs on the perimeter. Three thirty-something girls, 6 people of Asian descent that spanned a few generations, another couple who had a child at USC (Her maroon "Mom" sweatshirt said so), one older guy Henry and myself.

I realize that there is more than one outgoing trip. This is like the TV show Wings only smaller. Once the longer trips get there briefing, a twentyish Sarah, pony-tailed blond in a maroon warm-up jacket begins to tell us where & what my Arctic Circle adventure entails. We are going to Coldfoot and we will pass through the Arctic Circle on the way and shit. Burberry girl walks in with her entourage, a grandfatherly sort with a Canon point and shoot and a tall 60ish guy unshaven for a few days with stringy long black, Two Canon professional grade DSLRs plus a high end Lowepro camera bag. Great, lets stop the world and restart just for you. If you wouldn't have been prattling on your iPhone 5 (cute burberry case) we would be on time. Sarah finishes and tall guy regales anyone within earshot of the trips he's taken dogsledding. Arrgghhh - I think he invented dogs if I listen long enough.

It's time to get on our plane, a white twin engine Cessna with a thick ocean blue racing stripe down the sides. A total of 8 seats 4 to a side. Todd our pilot is a solid 5'8", 195, 45 year old blond, blue-eyed pilot originally from Minnesota, with a black Arctic Air golf hat on. He helps us onto the plane and assigns the seating. Burberry girl gets the copilot seat because she is the smallest. If you are looking for a comparison she weighs about the same as my thigh. The rest of her entourage request the back of the plane. However Tall Guy, who invented dogs, asks Todd to "...clean the windows on the outside." I laugh openly, at some point you're overtaken by stupidness and your body just reacts. Plus this was covered in the pre-flight briefing that you missed because you were outside watching Burberry girl on the iPhone. Next time please just wear a punch me sign. Todd handled it well and stuffed them in. I had the middle with open seats to my right and behind me a 300 degree view.

We take off and level at 4,500 ft. Finally I'm at peace. We are essentially cutting through passes along the foothills to the Brooks Mountain Range. First the White Mountains to the east, suddenly down below it's the Yukon River drawing a wide, twisting white stripe through the ground below. There is nothing to see but total unadulterated wilderness for miles. Todd narrates about a town or camp occasionally but the biggest population is like 57. Those aren't town...they are long gatherings. Also, the Dalton Highway below is also totally white, and the safest ground route. Then you look up and mountains from Kanuti National park to my left and now to my right is Arctic Circle National Park.That's when it hits me that these peaks that flank our Cessna are at roughly 7,000 feet and we climbed to 5,500 feet. Again this is where the breath of God breathed through and carved out the crevasses that we get to fly through. I'm on a small plane and suddenly feel somewhat smaller, and not in a bad way. We are leaving the "Tropics" and crossing into the "Arctic Circle". I look below to see if there is a big red dotted line like there is on the globe, but no, I take Tod's word for it.

We are coming to the end of Coldfoot flight and there are three ways to get to the runway. Which is cool if you can actually see a runway. All I see is an indentation in the snow and the Dalton Highway. Todd changes his approach and we are on our way in. I love flying and we swoop in like a bird delicately landing on the snow packed runway. We are herded from the plane into a large passenger van to tour Coldfoot. It's not much. We got to see the Alaskan Pipeline and the size of it is amazing. Here we are in the middle of nowhere and this pipe feeds the lower 48 fuel. The pipe itself is 4 feet in diameter and goes on for as long as the eye can see.

Coldfoot is essentially a truck stop for Ice Road Truckers (yes same as the reality show). The stop is a series of modular trailers. The diner is on the right and has a specific trucker table that says "Truckers only". You have to pass it on the way to the bathroom. Across the way is a larger modular set up that is the Silver Cafe Inn. It has 50 rooms and a kennel for dogs for sledding. The dogs each have a plywood home with there names like Tatonka, Butkis, Bauser and my pal Winnie on them. The dogs are incredibly playful. I was petting Winnie, a black Alaskan Huskie with white front feet when her brother Winfred - who looked the same sans one important item, jumped up on my back and wanted to wrestle too. That's when I realized that the dogs just want to have fun. With the exception of Tatonka, all the dogs communicated and had fun. They were great. Then it was time to come home.

The take off was breathtaking. Steep bank turns at low altitude. I was 10 again. Darting through the air on an ascent into the mountains with a breathtaking view was great. In 55 minutes it was over. We landed at East Ramp Airport & Sarah took me to the car rental place. I need more ground adventure but the trips was a blast, even with Tall Guy & his grandfatherly buddy.  

I've Gone To The Dogs

Call of the Wild is one of my favorite books. My grandparents bought it for me to read when they took me to Greece in 6th grade. The story of the dog Buck, beating the odds, to survive dog sledding and the tough Alaskan Wilderness took me somewhere fascinating and to a place I thought I would never see. Fast forward about 40 years and suddenly I'm on a river bank in the Alaskan Tanana Valley listening to some dogs grumbling, moaning, barking, yipping, snorteling and a variety of other noises. Immediately I'm told they are communicating, and being Greek, I'm reminded of the cackling at any Greek gathering. Don't understand Greek...don't understand dog...I fit right in. The tempo and volume are working a steep crescendo that seems to match the beating heart of my youth. I'm stoked, I've thought about this for 40 years and now I get to experience it just like the book (only more expensive and without Buck's struggle between the socialist and bourgeois allegories that I missed in 6th grade. Shouldn't have reread the book upon arrival).

My dog musher is Jameson (He'll be detailed in another post). A 5'10" bearded lad who had 12 Alaska Huskies connected to our sled. The Alaskan Huskie is smaller than a malamute, saluki, Siberian but bigger than a breadbox. They are about 50 pounds each and powerful athletes. They have a variety of coats.Traditional black & white, black & brown, white (couldn't dance either), plaid...you get the idea. They are paired up with a nylon rope that bisects the team and yellow bungee chords attached to a black with Nordic stitching dog harness. The lead dogs, Chubby and his partner are in front, they set the pace. The bottom line is that more dogs don't mean speed, they mean power. "Huskie Power!" The next two dogs, Helium & Kai are the swing dogs. The others have a name that escapes me, but Otello from Norway anchors my team on the right. Two of his progeny are also part of the team. There are no reins or whips. Barbaric to even mention such tools. Simple calls: Hah for left, Gee for right.

We are getting ready to start and the dogs must have a pulse monitor to my heart because they are jumping up and down, communicating. I take my place in the sled, Jameson warns me about an upcoming bump and he releases the brake. At that moment, silence. The dogs stopped barking and they pulled the sled over the river bank and onto the river. We are running a river that is the frozen tundra in Green Bay only 42 inches thick and no Lombardi. The sun is in our eyes and what civilization is still there disappears within 15 minutes. The dogs are in full prance. All you hear is the prancing feet and the wooden runners of the sled cutting a swath through the pure white river. Looking onto the horizon is Denali state park mountains, then snow covered trees, and the hind end of dogs running with controlled abandon. We cut through trails lined with cat tails, trees lurched at us as the ground beneath them got so cold it pushed up the root system. Snow 8 inches thick drags down tired branches that form a sort of military sabre salute. God has breathed upon these trails.

Otello, his progeny, and the rest of the team are amazing athletes. They love to run and it shows. I think the only complaint from the dogs is that it's too hot at 5 degrees (and maybe I could loose another 50). They run in unison with a quick gait. I am amazed at there athleticism and then at there studliness. They can run, pee and crap at the same time. My right Orvis Jacket sleeve catching the latter. That's impressive.

I came to Alaska to take pictures but my dilemma is this: In order to be a good photographer you need to capture a moment. You cannot be the moment, you have to stand outside and observe. I wanted to absorb the moment. God has breathed on this land, the Spirit of the Earth calls to the dogs and they race to that whistle. I'm on this journey with my new friend Jameson and his team of dogs. My camera stays in my lap. I want to drink in every second (10,800 seconds to be exact). My favorite moment seems to be the shortest.

The dogs are full out. Snow is flying from the runners and the dogs' paws. Suddenly Jameson belts out: "Gee, Gee!" The dogs make a 90 degree right turn on a dime, I look forward and the swing dogs are already going right, the back dogs still straight. Jameson has the sled and we are whipping around the vortex of the turn. At that moment we were one with everything. It was like the perfect catch, the perfect shot, the perfect reversal to a pin, the chord that gave you shivers at the end of the nine hour Mahler tonal poem. The dogs looked like the horses galloping to the west in a Remington painting. I was part of the moment, to hell with the picture, there is nothing to develop, it was etched into my memory forever. The moment ends as we are straightened out and Jameson yells "Good Dogs, Good Dogs."

The day had other moments like that and I will revisit that river bed. I did get some decent picks, but today was about being in the moment, not observing.

Today I found Buck and White Fang.I've gone to the dogs.

Now Entering: End Of The World

I'm at 30,000 feetish and I look to my left and I see mountain peeks puncturing the clouds. This isn't Colorado, this is taller! It was a majestic site, to be nose to nose (plus a hundred miles.) with these mountains. That's when it hit me, that this may be a place where God decides to pick you up. He is all about light and baby it was bright. Then we started our descent. We dropped below into the gray...everything. An artist's trick to get a certain hue is to first paint the canvas a specific color. In this case God chose gray. The first accent color was brown.  Below was only frozen water in brown for miles. It was as if I was having a hot chocolate slushie made with a bad blender because I still had these massive amounts of ice in the drink. As land approached, white. Everything white with brown/gray trees. The trees had noticeably thick circumferences that reached toward my 737. I hadn't seen anything remotely resembling a living being yet.

I saw an indentation in the snow below that looked like a Russian Cross. Normal cross with slant at the bottom, then I could make out a small building. It was a runway & terminal for dwarves, okay maybe regular sized people, but it was small compared to the everything else. Then back to the trees and a highway with cars. God's lines below were not straight but anything man made was. The two shades of white were only distinguished by geometry.

That's when I started to feel it, not  the gas from the pepperoni pizza in Anchorage, but that Spirit of the Earth from Indian lore. The feeling that God had touched the earth here at the end of the world. The gateway to something else. It's a rugged place, and that's not even close to the mountains. I'm excited - Welcome to Alaska - Gateway to the end of the world!

Feels Like The First Time!

It is now official, I am starting a blog page. This will be devoted to travel and stuff, no politics and little if any work. I will include doses of snark, self deprecating humor, pictures, tips on how not to be an idiot or whatever.

Our journey into the blogosphere starts at 30,000ft on the way to Alaska, fortunately 1st class. Going to take pictures of the northern lights and other cold stuff. My travel duck Seamus is accompanying me, so he may chime in as well.

Until next random thought, tchuss!